Wednesday, September 10, 2008

This is not funny people.


Google,
We have a good chance of being sucked into the 11th dimension. I am not making that up. That is where some scientist believe we would go if not into a black hole. This is not a laughing matter. Don't you realize how bad the housing marking would become if our world was brought into another plan of time and existence. This could spell trouble for the election in November. Would I have to pay back my school loans? Would Volkswagen really need that stuff for the website in the morning?
Maybe, it will be worse than that. Will time cease to be linear. All things happening at once. Our minds will not able to handle the change. Resulting in all humankind going completely insane. In this panic world leaders will kill us all by firing weapons of mass destruction upon each other. In so called defense of each other.
In short stop doing the cute cartoons. Your only encouraging science.
Seriously come on,
Your Average Joe

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